NURSE I WORK WITH: um..could you do me a favor?
ME: sure. what.
HER: could you? like? take care of room 517? for me?
ME: ok. is something wrong?
HER: no..it's just..
ME: what?
HER: he just...you know? creeps me out..
ME: why?
HER: well.the other day? i was? like? helping his use a urinal? and he..
ME: ...got a massive hardon?
HER: yes!
ME: he did the same thing with me.
HER: oh.
ME: you're not special.

"this one time i come in the room in middle of the night and the man? he yelling yelling and he have the bm is all over his hands and on the bed and on the floor cause he trying to remove all by himself and ohh i put on gloves and he yelling yelling terrible names at me but i still do cos *shrug* this my job and his wife? she find out and she tell me "you an angel" and i say "i no angel. i yolanda." -coworker

there is a paralyzed skeleton woman at work. she doesn't talk.i change her diaper a couple times a day,feed her puree'd food&stop her from choking.i wonder why we put her through this.yesterday i picked up a book she'd written.in the1st chapter i learned that "demon" &"mosquito" sound similar in korean,so when i saw a bug in her room i asked if she had a "demon net".the grin&eye contact i got back was startling.