NURSE I WORK WITH: um..could you do me a favor?
ME: sure. what.
HER: could you? like? take care of room 517? for me?
ME: ok. is something wrong?
HER: no..it's just..
ME: what?
HER: he just...you know? creeps me out..
ME: why?
HER: well.the other day? i was? like? helping his use a urinal? and he..
ME: ...got a massive hardon?
HER: yes!
ME: he did the same thing with me.
HER: oh.
ME: you're not special.