i was cleaning up a freshly voided corpse at work tonight and noticed for the first time that right when you die, your skin constricts some and your wrinkles flatten out, making you look makeup infomercial smooth and better than you have in ages, atleast for a short period of time. also, one of the old men on the independent assisted living levels of the building is hiring call girls and there is not a goddamn thing my uptight creepy christian conservative boss can legally do about it.