(@work, punching in. old veteran night nurse is drinking coffee with a smirk)
ME: what's going on?
HER: oh nothing. haha...someone just got a crush on you.
ME: if it's not the maintenace man i don't fucking care.
HER: ohhh it's more than one. you know the new night nurse? the white girl?
ME: gross.
HER: she asked if you had a girlfriend. also that cna? with the glasses? she asked about you too and said she likes guys with beards.
ME: did you tell her i do too?
HER: no.
ME: why not?
HER: cause i like watching you get all pissed off.